- The starchild of funk
On a stormy night in the galaxy of GEMZ, there was the Glitter ship blaring out smooth love jams and letting no one throw off its funk. Suddenly an alarm went off in the ship, it seems they had spotted something so GEMFANTABLOUS that the ship went into SUPER overload! A huge rainbow beam covered the ship and BLASTED them off farther into space!
The crew looked out into the deep purple rhinestone river they had landed in and spotted a lonely sparkling star. The ships gauges were skyrocketing into levels that no mere homeboy could understand!
The ship's captain, in his bedazzled robes, knew what he must do. He summoned his funktastic warriors to charge into space for this star. Bringing this star into their ship was no simple challenge, but they were so TOTALLY RADICAL that they could overcome any task.
Upon the ship, the star began to RAZZLE DAZZLE the ships crew into a frenzy. The captain held strong and casted EVERY SPELL he knew at the star, yet nothing seemed to be working! Finally, the captain SUMMONED A BALL OF LIGHT CONTAINING THE ESSENCE OF ALL HIS TRUE FUNKY POWERS. With the last of his powerful jams he SPAN AWAY into this ball of light, which RAINED UPON THE STAR.
The ship grew calm, and where the captain once was, stood a girl in GOLD with FUNKY rainbow rhinestone glitter blaster GEM powers that poured from her COBRA TIGHT veins. Thus this starchild was born.
The crew looked out into the deep purple rhinestone river they had landed in and spotted a lonely sparkling star. The ships gauges were skyrocketing into levels that no mere homeboy could understand!
The ship's captain, in his bedazzled robes, knew what he must do. He summoned his funktastic warriors to charge into space for this star. Bringing this star into their ship was no simple challenge, but they were so TOTALLY RADICAL that they could overcome any task.
Upon the ship, the star began to RAZZLE DAZZLE the ships crew into a frenzy. The captain held strong and casted EVERY SPELL he knew at the star, yet nothing seemed to be working! Finally, the captain SUMMONED A BALL OF LIGHT CONTAINING THE ESSENCE OF ALL HIS TRUE FUNKY POWERS. With the last of his powerful jams he SPAN AWAY into this ball of light, which RAINED UPON THE STAR.
The ship grew calm, and where the captain once was, stood a girl in GOLD with FUNKY rainbow rhinestone glitter blaster GEM powers that poured from her COBRA TIGHT veins. Thus this starchild was born.
